IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!

SATURN HOLDS HIS SICKLE AS LOW AS HIS ARTHRITIC SHOULDER LETS HIM, FORCING HELIOS TO DRIVE FARTHER AWAY FROM EARTH THAN ON ANY OTHER DAY

PERSEPHONE STARTS PACKING SO THAT SHE CAN GET OUT OF HADES AS QUICKLYY AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE FUCK STAYING WITH THAT RAPIST KIDNAPPER CREEP A SECOND LONGER THAN SHE HAS TO

CTHULHU HITS THE SNOOZE BUTTON ON HIS ALARM CLOCK, VENUS CURLS UP UNDER THE COVERS AND MARS STARTS SHARPENING HIS IMPLEMENTS FOR THE OCMING SOWING SEASON.

GAIA SHIVERS, THE MOON EXULTS IN THE DARKNESS, AND I ABANDON THE DOMAIN OF THE DARK LORD ZUCKERBERG ONCE AGAIN!

IO SATURNALIA TO ALL AND TO ALL A SCARY SOLSTICE!